Testosterone Enhancers....WTF????

So..it's been a crazy week...Mr Fixit has accepted a new job...Management position...I'm pretty thrilled....a LOT more money and insurance that just makes me want to get up and do a gig right this second....I just may get that hysterectomy of my dreams....Can't imagine life without bleeding to death each month...but anyways...it's been exciting to hear what's been going on as the rats in the field at Fools Inc scramble to figure out what to do without him next week. And then...the idiot goes BACK to work tonight to fix something that broke down after he left...it's either total dedication to his job and integrity...or sheer stupidity....the jury is still out on that one....

So, after we cuss and discuss the day...and play outside...I've been butchering flowerbeds this week...oh nothing inhumane...just cutting back all the dead and letting the new growth on the ground get a little sunshine before winter finds her way here...we...Mr Fixit and I...find our way to the living room and settle in for a little of satellite's finest....are we really shelling out that much money for this shit???? Well, anyways...there is this new commercial that keeps coming on...the first time I saw it ...I just laughed....how many new things can they come up with for old men????? I mean seriously??? This new one is on a LOT...shows the guy standing there all sad and tired...and his shadow is just living it up playing sports and presenting flowers on bended knee and they are telling you that if you are a guy who just doesn't have the energy he use to in his youth...it may be a drop in testosterone..and this new shit we are selling will cure all that......I laughed the first time I saw it...and the second...chuckled once the third time...but by the 20th it was making my butt twitch.......all right you sons a bitches....let's just sell this shit shall we.....scoot the hell over and let me tell you how it is................

Are you feeling tired and not as active as you once were men????? Well there's a reason for that!! You're old shits!!! It happens!!! You can accept it with some grace if you're smart....Look across the living room...see that woman who is content doing her sewing or reading or whatever? Your wonderful wife of 30 + years???? Yeah her!!! She's an old shit too!!! Now look around your world there dumb shit...see the big ass flat screen and the fancy nice furniture in your spotless living room??? See the kitchen with all your favorite's stocked up in the fridge and pantry???? The expensive steak knife set on the counter? How bout that Expedition in the frickin drive way??? See all that shit??? That's the environment of an old shit....you get to have a lot of cool shit!!! You get to have a wife who knows how to make your life just right for you and keep your totally cool home nice and clean and just how you like it...cause she's an old shit who will do it for your dumb ass!!!
Ya wanna take some testosterone enhancers and feel like you're 18 again...you idiot? Go right ahead. Now you can have a hard dick every night of the week...but guess what...that wonderful woman who has put up with your ass all these years is not going to want it every night....cause she's an old shit who has some grace and dignity and is just going with the flow of the years. You on the other hand are an old STUPID shit with a hard dick and you can't do a thing with it. So you'll have to go to the clubs and bars and night spots of the dark...and yes....you can find some young shits who will think you are the bomb....NOT because you FEEL 18 again, but because you have MONEY...and they will flock around you for the money. And boy won't that be sweet...surrounded by a bunch of young shallow pretty things....playing on your vanity for your bucks... Yes you fool, they will come around as long as the money is flowing out to them..but GUESS WHAT??!!!!
That woman who has put up with you all these years, and has EARNED your extra money won't put up with you spending it on some young thing who has never once washed the shit stains out of your jockeys...and she will take you to court and get it ALL!!! No big deal you think...cause you are an old dumb ass stupid shit....you still have all these young babes hanging around you and you still feel 18..right???? Wrong...you idiot!! Now that your ex has the house and car and most of your income in maintenance support...you won't have the money to blow on the pretty babes...and they will drop you like a hot potato...cause you aren't 18...you're a fucking old shit!!! And now you're a fucking old shit with no money.....you wanted to feel 18...you got it baby....living in a roach invested apartment and driving a piece of shit car...but hey...you'll still have a hard dick every night....you dumb ass!!!!

So buy all means...buy this Testosterone Enhancer.....it's the bomb dude!! Spend your money on something that will ruin your life and make you a lonely old dumb shit with nothing....OR, maybe it's time to realize that you are tired and not as active as you were cause you're an old shit...who has spent years raising a family and building a life with a good woman. Maybe it's time to take her out to supper, or on a cruise...or just down the block on a couple bikes to just spend some time together...enjoying your old age....with money....and all the fringe benefits that come with being an old shit. Get a clue fool!!!!!! We don't give a shit about your life...we are just trying to sell some shit and make some money for ourselves!!!

Wonder if I have a career in sales?? LMAO!! Well, a little dose of reality never hurt anyone. And that's just the dill pickle bout that!!!!